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Star Trek: The Motion Picture

I will begin with WOW!

I’ll admit I was doing my best to keep my expectations low, but even if my expectations were high I think I would have been very, very satisfied.
By the time you read this I am going to hope you have seen the movie and so there will be minor SPOILERS, but because I enjoyed this movie so much and hope that this review will inspire those who have not yet seen it to go out and see it I will keep the major spoilers to a minimum – or at least separate them from the main part of this review.
The poster promise that “This Isn’t Your Father’s Star Trek” is no joke, but the nice thing is, while this is definitely not your father’s Trek, it is has the correct amount of reverence for your father’s Trek.
It is the story of Spock and Kirk and their developing friendship. The tie to the old show(s) is there, but through the logical use of a well used conceit (see time travel) we get the satisfaction that all of the years of Trek history that fans have loved is still intact while still leaving plenty of room for a new series to grow – with all of the characters that Trekkies have been writing slash fiction about for decades. J.J. Abrams really managed to get the best of both worlds.
The similarities are there, including all the important continuity. Captain Pike is helming the new Enterprise. Sulu is a fencer, Uhura is a comm officer, etc. The ship looks the same in all the important ways, and is even a bit of a hybrid between the TV show ship and the original movie ship, and the creative team also managed to infuse a bit of the Star Wars “used universe” concept – especially in the first starship we see, the doomed USS Kelvin. What this new movie manages to accomplish and provide that the original series dropped the ball a bit on is giving a back story to all of the main characters.
Before the only characters that had much, if any, back story were Kirk, Spock and McCoy. This film expands on those, and also adds these same levels of background to all of the loyal bridge crew. Majel Barret-Roddenberry is still the voice of the computer, but there is a much more “hands-on” feel to all of the ship work.
In fact the ships in general all feel much more ship-like. The design is actually pretty brilliant. Everyone and their mother has talked about the bridge design. Yes, the glass and white plastic looks great, but the rest of the sets deserve some love too! The engine room is amazingly detailed and looks like that of a battleship or submarine. The quarters are cramped and when you see the bridge, transporter room, and the shuttle bay they all feel very real and small and appropriate on a battleship or explorer ship. The Romulan ship was equally good with a very alien appearance and features that seemed strange to have on a ship at all, but seemed to make sense in their alienness.
The effects were spectacular. I really liked the new phasers, space-drill, space-free fall and the subtle work that was done, especially with the alien faces and designs. The aliens were still remarkably human-with-funny-noses but there were also variations on the theme and some nicely alien-aliens as well.
You may notice there is no mention of any particular performance in this review and that is because everyone – all of the actors in this film – so beautifully filled their rolls that I didn’t feel like I was watching actors, I felt like I was being granted the ability to view living people traveling through space. They were all very good.
This was a very satisfying reboot. The geeky stuff was there for the fans and, as I witnessed by watching Rene, there was plenty for new viewers to keep them interested. Go see this movie. It’s a fun way to start your summer.
That concludes the non-SPOILER -section of this review. If you read past this point it’s on you.
Now I realize that time travel, especially in Trek movies/TV shows is way used – over used even – but I think it’s worth putting aside the stereotype for the sake of this movie. It really resolves all of the continuity issues. Because of this time distortion everything that happens in this new franchise of movies happens in an alternate time-line so it won’t be stuck trying to match old continuity. It also means that there can still be new material made for the old series/time-line. Of course Spock is now stuck in the alternate time-line, but I think that’s a small price to pay.
The opening of the movie is really emotionally charged. The death of Kirk’s father as he is being born made me choke up (and I don’t choke up for anything) and got Rene to cry. Abrams really knows how to mine the sentimentality of a scene and he digs in deeps and leaves a mark with that opening. By the time the title treatment runs you are totally on board, or at least I was.
The destruction of Vulcan was handled pretty well. The use of “red matter” was totally new to me. I’ve never heard of “red matter” and I don’t know if it’s based on actual scientific principle or if it was just a plot device.
I really liked the Kobyoshi Maru sequence. Seeing the old Klingon battle cruisers was great! I would like to have seen more of them. Maybe in the sequel? Please?!!?!?

Complaints:
I would like to know why the destruction of a sun created a time hole and why the black hole that was formed to destroy the ship at the end was just a regular black hole.

I’m also not a huge fan of the “Scotty beamed into the water thing and then pumped through the pipe” bit. It was funny, but I didn’t feel it was super neccessary and he was also under water a long time without dying and the whole hatch opening and only about 20 gallons of water coming out of a man-sized pipe with pressureizes water pumping behind him. I did think it was fun and made sense in old school world of Trek. It’s a very minor gripe.
And…
Actually that’s all I’ve got. I might think of something else later, but today – in the after glow of seeing the movie – I’m very happy.

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I Can Say A Little…


I know I’ve been cryptic about the projects I’ve been working on. I know some of you saw my Facebook/Twitter update yesterday and it got your brains going. I didn’t mean to be so vague, but I was really excited. It would have been very irresponsible to have said anything yesterday, but after today I can say a little. Probably won’t answer all of your questions, but at least I can say a bit.

I’m making a movie. A slasher movie to be specific. Now this probably doesn’t come as a great shock to anyone seeing as how that is exactly what I’ve been trying to do for the last few years, but today was the first production meeting for the slasher I’m making with my buddy Zeke. Today we met with about half the crew and one of the leads to get everyone on the same page and start the pre-pre-production! It was really, REALLY, cool! To answer some of the questions I think you’ll have:

– No, this is not a sequal to Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
– No, I’m pretty sure I won’t be in this.
– It will probably be out next year.

We start shooting in July and when that happens, trust me, there will be frequent updates both here and at the new Wiggy VonSchtick blog.

This isn’t the only thing in the pipe. Rene’s documentary is on track as well and she and I are also working on a western. It’s shaping up to be a good year!

That’s about as much as I can say for now. Title, cast and synopsis will follow later. Right now I have to do more work on Photoshop for the March Madness show this weekend and get ready for the final performance of Lebensraum. Busy week, busy week.

Talk to you soon!

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Watchmen

Went and saw Watchmen last night at the Century 25 in Anaheim at the 12:05am screening. I was teaching so Rene and I got there at around 10:45pm. Our friends, Dean and Alex, had gotten there hours earlier to wait in line, but ended up drinking at the Lazy Dog Cafe instead. So when Rene and I got there the line was REALLY LONG!

Fortunately we did not have to wait in that line. Turns out, due to a bit of mass confusion and a “sheeple” mentality no one actually checked which line they should be standing in past a certain point, so all four of us were able to get a great place in line, all without actually cutting in front of anyone. It was cool.

Originally I had intended to add pictures of us in line and at the theater, but we forgot to take pictures. Then I was going to do stick figure drawing of the line portion, but I really don’t have the time for that. Maybe next time.

So we got into the theater and saw the trailers. Of all the one’s we saw my favorite was for The Hangover. Damn that movie looks funny! I felt bad for the Seth Rogan trailer that came after, it had so much to live up to.

Watchmen: I thought that it was a great adaptation of a comic book that I was pretty sure would be near impossible to film. Here’s the short version for people that don’t want spoilers:

Good movie! Really captures the spirit and feel of the book. A little hard to follow for people who don’t know the story – at least that’s what I was told. The movie is long.

Here There Be Spoiler!!!!!!

I’m writing this review assuming you’ve read Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. If you haven’t then you should! Get it here!

The opening fight where The Comedian is murdered set a great bar for the action in the rest of the movie. Being a comic reader for literally decades I take it for granted that heroes are good at what they do. You don’t really need justification as to how they manage to survive year after year fighting people that are determined to kill them. You just expect that the hero is going to survive because they have a book that needs to come out again next month. Even well-known brawlers like Captain America and Batman only need to spend a few panels to convince comic readers that they are good at what they do. One of my favorite parts of the movie as a whole were the fight scenes. I really got a visceral feel for how these people fight to stay alive. During the whole opening fight, even though I knew exactly how it would end, I was on the edge of my seat watching it all go down. I flinched when he went out the window and from that point on I was trembling with excitement!

As I mentioned in the short version, I was really pleased with how well the comic was adapted. The opening credit sequence that covered the whole history of super-heroes was concise and packed with information. I know there are little details I missed because there were several little details that I barely caught when I watched it the first time. Mr. Synder layered this movie just like Alan Moore layered the book. There are so many little things that gave me nerd-gasms, it’s impossible to list it all, but this leads to one of the biggest problems I can see with the movie – there’s an awful lot geek inside jokes. If you haven’t read the comic, like Rene, then there are things you just don’t get. Also, it’s a lot of information to try and keep straight. It is not a casual viewer movie.

Now I cannot put myself in the place of a person who hasn’t read the book. From the other reviews that I have read it seems to be pretty 50/50 good and bad. I think that this is a tell-tale sign of how much this movie was made for us geeks, which makes me nervous. The expectations on this film are HUGE! With both Iron Man and The Dark Knight doing so well last summer this film has the pressure of having to perform. If it doesn’t there will be plenty of people that will line up to talk about how it never should have been made and if it does work then, as much as it is already happening, comic properties – especially the older ones – will be bought until they are all optioned. I will turn all of my scripts into comics so that I can sell a few more movies. Regardless, if it isn’t accessible then people won’t see it and that would be a shame.

There are changes throughout the film where it differs from the book. The biggest of these is the ending. While I understood why the big squid had to be cut, I was also wondering what they would do instead. The solution was so simple and I really liked it – a lot. It tied up a few of the sub-plots that I thought I would miss. I didn’t.

I feel like this is getting a bit long so I’m going to jump into what I liked and what I didn’t.

What I liked:
– The fight scenes. I felt like each one was a fight for life and they were wonderfully graphic. If you had the job of super-hero this is how you would have to fight to survive.
– The attention to detail. I will have to watch this movie many times to catch it all.
– The effects. My disbelief was completely suspended.
– The love scene. Not for obvious reasons. I felt like it was treated with the same kind of passion as the fighting and was equivocally graphic. They fight hard, they play hard. I saw it as a metaphor for Night Owl’s love for his job. How he really came alive as a hero.
– The adaptation.

Now my complaints:
– Pretty geeky. Lots of inside jokes and details that the casual viewer might not catch. I.E. Bubastis – the cat with the horns. Not in much of the movie and then the audience is expected to care when she is killed in the end. That seemed hollow without seeing her more.
– Changing tone. The tone of the film changed sometimes from gritty to tongue in cheek. I am one of the people that felt that “Hallelujah” was not the greatest choice for the love scene.
– The end. After the whole conspiracy is revealed and Rorschach dies I was done. The movie was finished for me so seeing the Dan, Laurie and Sally ending – which was too long in my opinion – was totally anti-climactic.

OK, that’s how I feel about Watchmen. I look forward to your comments and any conversations that may arise.

See you tomorrow!

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Who Watches The Watchmen?


I Watches The Watchmen!

Or, at least, I will be tonight! Midnight screening with all the other fanatics! Of course if I were a real fanatic I would have bent time and space to get into one of the earlier press screenings. I recently found out that it doesn’t take much work to get invited to those. Hell, the fact that I have this page here apparently qualifies me as a journalist – even though my blog is not specifically movie or comic related – although I will be talking more about those things in this blog as I get into my groove. Maybe weekly comic reviews? Or at least reviews when the comics I read come in.

Anyway, I am one of millions of people who are both excited and worried about this movie. Like most comic fans I have met, listened to, or heard about I love the original comic. LOVE IT! Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons deconstruction of the superhero is what led to the current incarnation of comic book writing. The ideas of treating the stories as if they happened in “real life” all started with a tale about an alternate history of Earth where superheroes really existed and the U.S. won the war in Vietnam. On the comic podcasts that I listen too (iFanboy, Around Comics, Crankcast) I’ve heard that some of the younger fans, the newer generation, don’t “get it” or feel like The Watchmen is over-rated. I don’t want to crap on their opinion, but in mine they are wrong. I get the idea of not “getting it”. I don’t like listening to Elvis. I don’t get Elvis. But unlike my comic book counterparts I have a great respect for Elvis and what his career meant to modern rock music. There is no doubt that The Watchmen changed the world of the comic book and I implore anyone who disagrees to defend their position in the comments.

So tonight at 12:01 am Rene, Dean, Alex and I are going to stand in line and see a movie we are hoping will be amazing but are scared will be horrible. It’s a pretty well publizied idea that this comic is supposed to be unfilmable. Zach Synder has been quoted as saying he didn’t think this movie would work, but then taking the movie on to keep the studio from putting it in the hands of other directors that would make changes from the story that we all expect to see on screen. There are entire blogs some of these alternate takes on the story. Without getting too into them let me just say I’m very happy that Mr. Snyder decided to take the job. From what I’ve heard the movie is amazing, so my expectations are pretty high. I’ll post a review tomorrow. In the mean time I have my script to go over again and a phone call about casting in about 45 minutes.

I love my job!

See you tomorrow!

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